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The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch, Pride, the beach, the gym, a festival or any social setting that has become dangerously under-supplied with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. The fabric stays soft while the attitude does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot Today Satan Unisex Tank Top Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% combed and ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142.40 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz\/yd² (90.07 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e30 singles thread weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tank is made especially for you after you place your order. 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